The Kingdom of Womble 7909 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.999 billion Womble 7909ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Womble 7909ian economy, worth 360 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,036 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,261 per year while the poor average 2,823, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 7909's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 7909 is ranked 235,351^st in the world and 9,145^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.